i got third place in a PARKS contest and was beat by A TABLE OF RLY ANNOYING DRUNK GIRLS
i don’t understand how people on tumblr could be beat out by random drunk people life is unfair
this is why i keep putting of 30 rock triviahonestly after tonight i feel like you’re making the right decision
The biggest thing I pride myself on is that I know the shit out of The Office and i thought it was impossible for someone to know more than me about it but
tonight I went to Office trivia and we GOT FIFTH PLACE (out of 25 teams)
so basically the biggest thing that I am useful for in life I’m not even that good at so I am a worthless human being
We were joshin around, the two of us, and he said ‘Did I stutter?’ and I said ‘Wha-wha-wha-wha-what, dawg?’ It was joking, Toby, alright?
@ikebarinholtz: Would have loved to been in this photo with these cool ladies but they said no #thenest